Tom: C5 C5 G5 I've looked at it every way I can F5 C5 From under and above F5 And every chance I've had D5 C5 My love went mad G5 C5 A5 Love went mad love went mad G5 B5 You you feel like I feel? A5 Do you have a heart? F#5 F5 C5 Do you have a heart of iron and steel? A5 Are you a man now you wear a man's hat? A5 Are you a man now or are you a rat? F5 You go to church quiet as a mouse Bb5 B5 You're a big cheese now in the workhouse C5 With these vulgar fractions of the treble clef C5 I wish you luck with a capital 'F' F5 A self-made mug is hard to break Bb5 B5 B5 A silent partner in someone else's mistake A5 Every day goes by without a hitch A5 You feel the urge becoming an itch F5 The boys in blue are hard to catch Bb5 They're busy turning Piccadilly B5 Into Brands Hatch C5 But with your fingers in your ears C5 Feeling bright as a button C5 Thinking 'Thank God there'll be no more C5 Lamb dressed as mutton' F5 Playing family favourites on a tissue and a comb Bb5 Dying a thousand deaths B5 B5 In the safety of your own home C5 G5 I've looked at it every way I can F5 C5 From under and above F5 And every chance I've had D5 C5 My love went mad G5 C5 A5 Love went mad love went mad G5 B5 You you feel like I feel? A5 Do you have a heart? F#5 F5 C5 Do you have a heart of iron and steel?