It should look like this:

E tuned to D
B tuned to A
G tuned to F
D tuned to C
A tuned to G
E tuned to C

Chords used:
D5 :              C4 :                 G :             C :             A :
  D-x              D-1                  D-3            D-x            D-x
  A-3              A-1                  A-3            A-5            A-2
  F-2              F-0                  F-0            F-5            F-2
  C-0              C-3                  C-0            C-5            C-2
  G-0              G-3                  G-x            G-x            G-0
  C-0              C-x                  C-5            C-x            C-x


Intro:
D5

Verse 1:
D5                          C4
Read it in the paper, marked the date on the wall
     G                         D5
To remind myself to celebrate the day I lose it all
        D5                         C4
They made plans to be together.  I made plans to be alone.
        G         C   G       D5
She got a rock,          I'm gettin' stoned.


Verse 2:
    D5                         C4
Damn right I've got objections, but it's awful too late now.
       G                         D5
Yea the cans are on the limo and the rice is on the ground.
       D5                            C4
They're headed for the islands, but hell I'm already gone.
        G         C    G           D5
She got a rock,           I'm gettin' stoned

Chorus:
        G                    D5
Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains.
A                       C *   D5
Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names.
G                             D5            G
Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong.
         G        C   G      D5
She got a rock,          I'm gettin' stoned.

*You don't have to play this C, but I think it's outlined by the other instruments

Verse 3:
     D5                        C4
Yea I knew that it was over when I heard those weddin' bells.
    G                        D5
That preacher was my jailer, now this bottle is my bail.
  D5                            C4
So much for all that prayin' her I do would be I don't.
         G        C   G       D5
She got a rock,          I'm getting' stoned

Chorus:
         G                   D5
Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains.
A                       C *   D5
Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names.
G                             D5             G
Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong.
         G       C   G      D5
She got a rock,          I'm gettin' stoned.

*You don't have to play this C, but I think it's outlined by the other instruments

Guitar Solo:
G   D5   G   D5  G  D5  A  D5  

Tag:
     G                                    D5                 G
So to hell with her and him and that white horse they rode out on
         G        C  G         D5
She got a rock,          I'm gettin' stoned
             G      C                        D5
Yea she got a rock,              Haha      I'm gettin' stoned.

Outro:
Vamp on D5

*Note* If you prefer, you can play the F/C in place of the C4 throughout the song.  
I think the open note sounds better, and is what is being played on the album.
Try both and you'll agree it's very hard to tell.
The F/C looks like this:

D-1
A-1
F-2
C-3
G-3
C-X