It should look like this: E tuned to D B tuned to A G tuned to F D tuned to C A tuned to G E tuned to C Chords used: D5 : C5 : G5 : C5 : A5 : D-x D-1 D-3 D-x D-x A-3 A-1 A-3 A-5 A-2 F-2 F-0 F-0 F-5 F-2 C-0 C-3 C-0 C-5 C-2 G-0 G-3 G-x G-x G-0 C-0 C-x C-5 C-x C-x Intro: D5 Verse 1: D5 C5 Read it in the paper, marked the date on the wall G5 D5 To remind myself to celebrate the day I lose it all D5 C5 They made plans to be together. I made plans to be alone. G5 C5 G5 D5 She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned. Verse 2: D5 C5 Damn right I've got objections, but it's awful too late now. G5 D5 Yea the cans are on the limo and the rice is on the ground. D5 C5 They're headed for the islands, but hell I'm already gone. G5 C5 G5 D5 She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned Chorus: G5 D5 Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains. A5 C5 * D5 Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names. G5 D5 G5 Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong. G5 C5 G5 D5 She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned. *You don't have to play this C, but I think it's outlined by the other instruments Verse 3: D5 C5 Yea I knew that it was over when I heard those weddin' bells. G5 D5 That preacher was my jailer, now this bottle is my bail. D5 C5 So much for all that prayin' her I do would be I don't. G5 C5 G5 D5 She got a rock, I'm getting' stoned Chorus: G5 D5 Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains. A5 C5 * D5 Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names. G5 D5 G5 Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong. G5 C5 G5 D5 She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned. *You don't have to play this C, but I think it's outlined by the other instruments Guitar Solo: G5 D5 G5 D5 G5 D5 A5 D5 Tag: G5 D5 G5 So to hell with her and him and that white horse they rode out on G5 C5 G5 D5 She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned G5 C5 D5 Yea she got a rock, Haha I'm gettin' stoned. Outro: Vamp on D5 *Note* If you prefer, you can play the F/C in place of the C4 throughout the song. I think the open note sounds better, and is what is being played on the album. Try both and you'll agree it's very hard to tell. The F/C looks like this: D-1 A-1 F-2 C-3 G-3 C-X
