Tom: E 

Intro: E 

E 
  Go on and ring my neck 
G 
  Like when a rag gets wet 
B/F# 
  A little discipline 
A 
  For my pet genius 
E 
  My head is like lettuce 
G 
  Go on, dig your thumbs in. 
B/F# 
  I cannot stop giving 
B 
  I'm thirtysomething. 
E 
  Sense of security 
G 
  Like pockets jingling 
B/F#          A 
  Midlife crisis 
E 
  Suck ingenuity 
G 
  Down through the family 
B      ( B ) 
  Tree... 
        E                    D 
  You're perfect yes it's true 
    A         E                D                A 
  But without me you're only you (you're only you) 
       E               D 
  Your menstruating heart 
 A        E 
  It ain't bleeding enough for two. 
 E      G   B/F#   A 
  It's a midlife...crisis 
 E     G   B/F#   B 
  It's a midlife...crisis 
E 
  What an inheritance 
G 
  The salt and the kleenex 
B/F# 
  Morbid self-attention 
A 
  Bending my pinky back 
E 
  A little discipline 
G 
  A donor by habit 
B/F# 
  A little discipline 
B 
  Rent an opinion. 
E 
  Sense of security 
G 
  Holding blunt instrument 
B/F#        A 
  Midlife crisis 
E 
  I'm a perfectionist 
G                          B      ( B ) 
  And perfect is a skinned knee. 
     E                     D 
  You're perfect yes it's true 
    A         E                 D             A 
  But without me you're only you (you're only you) 
      E               D 
  Your menstruating heart 
 A       E 
  It ain't bleeding enough for two. 
 ( E ) 
   Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah... 
 E         G 
  It's a midlife... 
   B/F#  
 Crisis... 
E           G 
  It's a midlife... 
     B/F#   B 
 Crisis... 
     E                      D 
  You're perfect yes it's true 
    A         E                D     A 
  But without me you're only you 
      E               D 
  Your menstruating heart 
 A          E 
  It ain't bleeding enough for two...