These chords are probably completely wrong but they sound okay :)

Capo 1

AmAttention (x02210@1)attention everyone!
        EmI (022000@1)got a couple of things

I would like to get off of my chest 
      Am (x02210@1)                               DmHA (xx0231@1)HA FRIENDS! WHO THE FUCK NEEDS 'EM?
                  E7YOU (020130@1)KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

*AHEM*

AmCaught (x02210@1)like a fly in a web of your lies
     EmIt's (022000@1)truth be told now or it's meet your demise!
   AmSo (x02210@1)how did it feel? When you held the knife
         DmThat (xx0231@1)you stuck
             E7Right (020130@1)in my back 
           Ama (x02210@1)thousand times!

Am, Em, Am, Dm, E7

AmYour (x02210@1)grandfather would probably roll in his grave
      EmIF (022000@1)HE KNEW OF THE PERSON THAT YOU HAD BECAME!
AmOH! (x02210@1)I WILL NOT JUST LAY DOWN AND TAKE THIS!
Dm (xx0231@1)                   E7NOT (020130@1)AGAIN!, NOT AGAIN!

Am (x02210@1)             E7You (020130@1)have left my heart

Black and blue!
Am (x02210@1)              DmJust (xx0231@1)like your father
EDid (022100@1)to you!

C (x32010@1)         E7How (020130@1)does it feel? 
                      AmKnowing (x02210@1)you're barely alive!
                          DmSeeing (xx0231@1)through blood shot eyes 
          E (022100@1)              CYou're (x32010@1)left empty inside!
        EThere (022100@1)I was!
                                AmStrung (x02210@1)out and drug through the mud!
          DmI (xx0231@1)must agree 
       E (022100@1)       AmYou're (x02210@1)just like me!

AmAnd (x02210@1)when you die I wont be at your wake!
   EmNo (022000@1)eulogy from me just a smile on my face!
          AmAnd (x02210@1)while God might be busy with judging your soul
Dm (xx0231@1)                       E7I (020130@1)will have slept with the girl that you loved most...

Am (x02210@1)             E7You (020130@1)have left my heart

Black and blue!
Am (x02210@1)              DmJust (xx0231@1)like your father
EDid (022100@1)to you!

C (x32010@1)         E7How (020130@1)does it feel? 
                      AmKnowing (x02210@1)you're barely alive!
                          DmSeeing (xx0231@1)through blood shot eyes 
          E (022100@1)              CYou're (x32010@1)left empty inside!
        EThere (022100@1)I was!
                                AmStrung (x02210@1)out and drug through the mud!
          DmI (xx0231@1)must agree 
       E (022100@1)       AmYou're (x02210@1)just like me!

(just like me)

(solo)(woahhh)

C, E7, Am, Dm, E, C, E, Am, Dm, E

C (x32010@1)         E7Now! (020130@1)How does it feel? 
                      AmKnowing (x02210@1)you're barely alive!
                          DmSeeing (xx0231@1)through blood shot eyes 
          E (022100@1)              CYou're (x32010@1)left empty inside!
        EWhere (022100@1)I was!
                                AmStrung (x02210@1)out and drug through the mud!
          DmI (xx0231@1)must agree 
       E (022100@1)       AmYou're (x02210@1)just like me!

( Am, E )
IM NO FUCKING SAINT 
BUT AT LEAST I WILL FUCKING SING ABOUT IT 
OH THE AUDACITY!