intro riff (played on keyboard)

e | --------- | 
B | --------- | 
G | --------- | 
D | --------- | 
A | --------- | 
E | -1-3-4-3- | 

-- GERMAINE --

C5                C5         Ab5                             F5
So, you're leaving... I can tell... because I can see you leaving.....

C5                                    C5
But if you're trying to break my heart...your plan is flawed from the 
     
        Ab5                                       F5
start... you can't break this heart.. it's liquid.. it melted when I met you...

C5                             C5                    Ab5
And as you turn around to leave...don't turn back to me...
                                                            
                                 F5      
Don't turn around and see if I'm crying, I'm not crying...

C5              C5                    A5
I'm not crying, it's just been raining... on my face
C5                                C5
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please, 
A5
Please don't tell my mates...

-- BRET --

C5               C5  A5
I'm not crying, no...I'm not crying
C5                   C5
And if I am crying, it's not because of you
                 A5
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine
Who you don't know who is dying, that's right, dying


-- Bridge --

see below for tab

B5 m6                  D5 m6                   F5 m6
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me,
     Ab5 m6
I've just been cutting onions


  Bridge Riff

     B5 m6   D5 m6  F5 m6    Ab5 m6
  e | -4--4---7-7---10-10---13-13- | 
  B | -3--3---6-6---(b9)-(b9)---12-12- | 
  G | -4--4---7-7---10-10---13-13- | 
  D | ---------------------------- | 
  A | ---------------------------- | 
  E | ---------------------------- | 



C5   C5      A5
I'm making a lasagna... for one

F5          
    Oh, I'm not crying, no!

C5
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
                C5
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
        A5
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland

C5
I'm not upset because you left me this way
C5
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
             A5
They've been looking around, they've been searching for you
They've been looking for you, even though I told them not to

(Bridge chord sequence repeated)                                         
These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy
I'm just laughing...


C5     C5   A5     F5
Ha   ha-ha  ha

F5
Sitting at this table called love
        
Staring down at the irony of life
C5                           C5
How come we've reached this fork in the road

A5
And yet it cuts like a knife?

        C5   C5
I'm not cry-ing
        A5  G5
I'm not cry-ing
        F5
I'm not cry-y-y-y-y
F5        C5
y-y-y-y-y-ing