There's a little lick at the beginning you just use your pinky on the first note, listen 
to song it's easy to figure out

E                                  A
binge drink all weekend and then crash with you on my couch
   Bm
as all your bad thoughts sink in and you're afraid to leave them out
   F#m                      D          A               Dbm
though I guess you're kinda tired of improving on yourself
   F#m                 D              Dbm
so quit before you're fired for your collapsing mental health
               Bm     A
that you can't help
E                                     A
while you're staring at your sleeping three year old daughter
       Bm
just remember she can't survive on Top Ramen and tap water
    F#m                 D             Dbm
so send her back to the factory where they make human beings
F#m               D                Dbm
her tiny crippled face will always haunt your vivid dreams
             Bm   Dbm                         Bm
until you're numb to humanity for what you've done
A                               D         A        E
like birthing blue flowers that line your hospital room
       D                          E                       Bm   A
except no one gives a shit if you get well soon or if you die

E A Bm F#m D Dbm F#m D Dbm Bm A

E                     A
so hear my tiny voice turning hoarse as I cry
     Bm
that you've got to save yourself because it's not my place to try
    F#m              D        Dbm
I'd tell you to fuck off if I didn't really care
    F#m                    D                  Dbm
though I know deep in your heart that you are not beyond repair
Bm                A
and I'm your wet blanket