Intro: E  Abm C#m A
E
Taxi driver
Abm
You're my shrink for the hour
C#m                     A
Leave the meter running
E
It's rush hour
Abm
So take the streets if you wanna
C#m                                     A
Just outrun the demons, could you?
Am                                      E
He said "allahu akbar", I told him don't curse me
A                                               E      E Eb D C
"bo bo you need prayer", I guess it couldn't hurt me
C#m                     C#dim7*
If it brings me to my knees
                E
It's a bad religion

[Chorus]
                F#mb5*
This unrequited love
        Em      D
To me it's nothing but
        E
A one-man cult
E`                      D      Am
And cyanide in my styrofoam cup
E                       D
I could never make him love me
Am
Never make him love me
Em      
Love
D
Love
E       Abm    C#m    A
[Verse 2]
(chords are the same for verse 1)
Taxi driver
I swear I've got three lives
Balanced on my head like steak knives
I can't tell you the truth about my disguise
I can't trust no one
And you say "allahu akbar", I told him don't curse me
"bo bo you need prayer", I guess it couldn't hurt me
If it brings me to my knees
It's a bad religion

[Chorus]

[Outro]
E               F
It's a bad religion
        G
To be in love with someone
                A
Who could never love you
I know
E               F
Only bad religion
G                       A
Could have me feeling the way I do

*F#mb5 = F#-A-C-E
*C#dim7 = B-C#-E-G