The Parsnip Song
FRED
Can't Stop, I'm Being Timed
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Intro:
Sorry about the chords not being in the perfect place but it's too specific!
You'll figure it out!

Variation of the A bar chord with the chords A, F#, B, E under it!
A (x02220@1)F# (244322@1)B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)   
Not many people
A (x02220@1)F# (244322@1)B (x2444x@1) EKnow-ooh-woah-ooh-woa-oh (022100@1)A (x02220@1)F# (244322@1)B (x2444x@1) EThat (022100@1)parsnips are the evil of the universe
A (x02220@1)F# (244322@1)B (x2444x@1) EAnd (022100@1)all the other vegetables are merely pawns in the
A (x02220@1)F# (244322@1)B (x2444x@1) EParsninp's (022100@1)giant web of deceit
A (x02220@1)F# (244322@1)B (x2444x@1) EThat's (022100@1)why the parsnip is so alarmingly sweet!
A (x02220@1)F# (244322@1)B (x2444x@1) EAnd (022100@1)then my biggest fear is biting into a chip
A (x02220@1)F# (244322@1)B (x2444x@1) EAnd (022100@1)finding out that it really is a parsnip!

Chorus: (Same as verse)