TIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN By Fred Wedlock Em D Em D Tights in white satin, And nurses in suede, C G F Em Nuns in suspenders, And saucy French maids Em D Em D White satin nighties, Squeals of delight, C G F Em Anne Summers party, At our house last night CHORUS A C And they love it, Yes they love it, Em D Em D Oh how they love it... Em D Em D Maggie was modelling, A bikini so brief, C G F Em She could easily use it, For flossing her teeth Em D Em D Vicky's a virgin, There's really no doubt, C G F Em She tried a vibrator, And her fillings fell out Em D Em D Susie saw one in tartan, "Can I try it?" she asked C G F Em "No way", said the lady, That's my thermos flask Em D Em D Ticklers and teasers, To tempt your old man, C G F Em Magazines full of pictures, You can read with one hand CHORUS