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You know just the other morning I was hangin? around in my house 
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I had that old book with pictures of Madonna naked and I was checkin? it out 
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Just then a friend of mine came to the door 
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She said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before 
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Said she didn't ever want to see me no more 
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And I still don't know why 
 

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I think I'm an alright guy 
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I think I'm an alright guy 
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Well I just wanna live until I gotta die 
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I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try 
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Think I'm an alright guy 
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I think I'm alright  
 
This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope 

I?m pretty sure I can still be President but I don?t guess I?ll get to be the pope 

Well I know I get wild and I know I get drunk 

It's not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk 

My old man used to call me ?You no good punk? 

And I still don't know why 
 
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Just the other night the cops pulled me over outside the bar 

Well they turned on their lights and they ordered me out my car 

Man, I was only kiddin' when I called 'em a couple of dicks 

But still they made me do the stupid human tricks 

Now I'm sittin' in jail with a bunch of dumb hicks 

And I still don't know why 
 
Chorus