Song: Merry Christmas From The Family Artist: Montgomery Gentry Verse 1: G C Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk G C At our Christmas party G Em We were drinkin? champagne punch C D And homemade eggnog G C Little sister brought her new boyfriend G C He was a Mexican G Em We didn?t know what to think of him C D ?Til he sang Feliz Navidad G Feliz Navidad G C Brother Ken brought his kids with him G C The three from his first wife Lynn G Em And the two identical twins C D >From his first wife MaryNell G C Of course he brought his new wife Kaye G C Who talks all about AA G Em Chain smokin? while the stereo plays C D G Noel, Noel, The first Noel Chorus: D Carve the tukey turn the ball game on C Mix margaritas when the eggnogs gone D Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store C We need some ice and a extension cord D A can of been dip and some Diet Rite C A box of pampers and some Marlboro Lights G Em Hallelujah everybody say cheese C D G Merry Christmas from the family Verse 2: G C9 Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen G C9 I can't remember how I'm kin to them G Em But when they tried to plug their motorhome in C D They blew our Christmas lights G C9 Cousin David knew just what went wrong G C9 So we waited out on our front lawn G Em He threw the breaker and the lights came on C And we sang Silent Night D Oh Silent Night G Oh holy night D Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on C Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one D Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go C We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow D A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite C A box of Midol and some Salem Lights Hallelujah everybody say cheese Merry Christmas from the family Feliz Navidad. Another Great Tab By: Buford T. Santana
