Ode à la contraception - GiédrE

capo 4

C (x32010@1)                          AmOn (x02210@1)peut les étouffer
 Dm (xx0231@1)                   GOn (320003@1)peut les noyer
 C (x32010@1)                       AmOn (x02210@1)peut les brûler
 Dm (xx0231@1)                        GOn (320003@1)peut les congeler

F (133211@1)                                                  GMais (320003@1)le meilleur moyen de les éviter
                                CC'est (x32010@1)de s'en protéger



C (x32010@1)                   AmVive (x02210@1)les capotes
       Dm (xx0231@1)          GVive (320003@1)les stérilets
 C (x32010@1)                                       AmVive (x02210@1)les pilules du lendemain
       Dm (xx0231@1)                          GVive (320003@1)la méthode du retrait



On peut les jeter contre un mur
On peut les mettre aux ordures
On peut les aspirer
On peut les encadrer

Mais le meilleur moyen de les éviter
C'est de s'en protéger

Vive la fellation
Vive la sodomie
Mesdames la ménopause
a ses bons côtés aussi

Il y en a qui les vendent
Qui les envoient en Thaïlande
Mais même sans aller si loin
En Belgique ils font ça très bien

On peut les vider
Pour en faire un oreiller
On peut les dépecer
Pour sauver les grands brûlés

Mais le meilleur moyen de les éviter
C'est de s'en protéger

Vive les capotes
Vive les stérilets
Vive les pilules du lendemain
Vive la méthode du retrait
Vive la fellation
Vive la sodomie
Mesdames la ménopause a ses bons côtés aussi 
                                                                                            
                        
                        
                        
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