G5                                        D5
I know I'll never meet another hunk of woman like my Ann

                    C5                     D5
Cause she makes me feel like a great big man

                 G5                                                   D5
I'm a gonna go tell her mama what I think about her say thank you ma'am

            C5 D5              G5
For giving me your daughter Ann

               C5
She sure is stacked from her toes to the pretty little nape

                                                     G5
Of her neck she's packed like a seed in a grape she's smooth as marble skin

            C5
When I see her I believe I'm a real young guy

                                                   A5                   D5
And every time I go to work I think I might die if I can't hurry home again

                 G5                                      D5
If the good Lord worked all night a makin' me a female plan

            C5         D5                G5
I'd say no thanks Lord I'll just keep Ann
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Other Verses

How could I ever look at any other woman when I've got Ann
Oh I feel so good when she takes my hand
I'm a gonna go tell her daddy what I think about her say thank you man
For giving me your daughter Ann

When I come home and I feel like I've been run over
By a ten-ton truck she can rub my shoulders and soothe my aches and 

pains

If I lose my job and I'm down to a silver dollar
And I feel like a dried up gourd in a holler she soothes my brow like 

summer rain

If the good Lord worked all night a making me a female plan
I'd say no thanks you Lord I'll just keep Ann

END

        C5            D5                  G5
Oh no thanks (you) Lord I'll just keep Ann