So, this is my first song, I think it's okay. Btw, I'm uploading from my smartphone, if you see anything wrong please comment. Riff e|--------------3-1-0h1------ B|-1-3-1-1-3-1-----------3-1- G|--------------------------- Intro: Riff - E - Riff - Am Am And so I married a Chinese lesbian Dm She was 45 years old Am She needed bad to stay in the country E Am And I needed bad her dough Dm Am She needed bad to stay in the country E Am And I needed bad her dough Am So I became her Greencard husband Dm And she became my ten grand wife Am We quickly were unhappily married E Am And now we can't split up Dm Am We quickly were unhappily married E Am And now we can't split up Am Inspector call us and inspector watch Dm I'd run but I still haven't got my dough Am I live with her in a half bedroom apartment E Am With six other lesbos Dm Am I live with her in a half bedroom apartment E Am With six other lesbos At the end it plays the same Intro played in Passport, I haven't figured it out yet.