Intro E |--------------------------| (Em Riff) B |--------------------------| G |---9-7-5-4-5-4--5-4--7--9-| D |---7-7-7-5-5-5--5-5--5--7-| A |-0------------------------| E |--------------------------| E |--------------------------| (Am Riff) B |--------------------------| G |--------------------------| D |---9-7-5-4-5-4--5-4--7--9-| A |---7-7-7-5-5-5--5-5--5--7-| E |-0------------------------| Em-riff You want different positions to keep your lovelife succesfull Em-riff And you want a happy ending, with lots of stud potential Em-riff Reliable and perpetual, without being distastefull, Am-riff Oh, weee Am-riff My pappa says it is not the size, nor the way it is looking Em-riff It’s the way it moves. On stiletto shoes Em-riff Pappa sure improves, but I bet he’s just trying to be Am-riff commercial. Am-riff But let me say someting simple to you, before we do the do Em-riff Baby I love you. That takes care of that Em-riff You can take off your hat. You and me gotta be Am-riff the lucky few Am-riff There’s a tourist in the city, That went and lost his lady Em-riff On purpose if you ask me. He’ll have to find a reason Em-riff To cover up the treason. Meanwhile let’s hope the night never Am-riff ends. Em-riff Meanwhile let’s hope the night, let’s hope the night never ends. Em-riff ‘Cause mad love is coming, I know, mad love is coming Em-riff Mad, mad love is coming, I know, mad love is coming Em-riff Mad love is coming, I know, mad love is coming Em-riff Out of the corner, city boy routine Em-riff Right on the border of enemy territory Em-riff This is how far you’ve come, this is how far you’re gone Am-riff There’s a full moon out, making me shout, sirens too loud Am-riff It’s a cruel, cruel street’s mean school Am-riff Too many blows below the belt, you know Em-riff This is how far you’ve come, this is how far you’re gone Em-riff G There’s a fool’s moon out, making me shout F G G D Mad love is coming not to soon E C D D Dsus4 D On beds that sail out of the blue F G G D Mad love is coming all day through E D C A9 Who’s afraid that romance is doomed Dm C Am C Am C Am Dm C Am C Am C Am Mad love is coming all over you’re walls Dm C Am C Am C Am Dm C Am C Am C Am Into you’re lives, it creepy crowls Dm G C G Dm G C C This is how far you’ve come, this is how far you’re gone Dm C Am C Am C Am Dm C Am C Am C Am There’s a fool’s moon out, making me shout F G G D Mad love is coming not to soon E C D D Dsus4 D On beds that sail out of the blue F G G D Mad love is coming all day through E D C A9 D Who’s afraid that romance is doomed Solo E |------------------------------------------| B |------------------------------------------| G |----5---------------------4---7------4-7--| D |-7-----7----5-7----5---7-----------7------| A |-----------7------------------------------| E |------------------------------------------| E |-----------------------|----------------------|---7----|---7---| |---7---| B |----------1---0--1--0--|------------3--2-3-2--|---8----|---8---| |---8---| G |----0------------------|----2---1-------------|---9----|---9---| |---9---| D |-------4---------------|-0--------------------|---9----|---9---| |---9---| A |-3---------------------|----------------------|---7----|---7---| |---7---| E |-----------------------|----------------------|--------|-------| |-------|