this is a freaking good song ha! <3, joe


Verse 1:

[G]Paula [C]came from [Am7]DC,
She was a [G]whole lot like [F]me,
She grew up on [C]Star [G]Wars

[C]We went to [G]shows in the [Am7]park,
Professed our [G]love in the [F]dark,
Roadtrips and [C]hard[G]core

[C]It was a[G]ccording to [Am7]plan,
We were like [G]Lloyd and [F]Diane,
Two hearts in the [C]same [G]place

[C]Then you [G]know what she [Am7]did,
She met an [G]Internet [F]kid,
They fell in love on [C]My[G]Space

Chorus:

I [Am]know that [F]websites don't kill,
But [C]sometimes they will
[G]Sometimes they will break [Am]hearts
I know that [F]I'm an adult,
But [C]Tom it's your fault
You [G]created a monster

Verse 2:

[C]Dave didn't [G]know what to [Am7]do,
Yeah he was [G]Tom's victim [F]too,
Sheila left him [C]last [G]week
[C]Now he is [G]all doom and [Am7]gloom,
He won't come [G]out of his [F]room,
The Neighbors hear [C]Morri[G]ssey
[C]Heartbreak [G]has its [Am7]appeal,
I know how [G]emo kids [F]feel,
But that is not [C]for [G]me
[C]I wrote one [G]sad quiet [Am7]song,
And we can [G]all sing [F]along,
But we will stay [C]po[G]si

Chorus:

I [Am]know that [F]websites don't kill,
But [C]sometimes they will
[G]Sometimes they will break [Am]hearts
I know that [F]I'm an adult,
But [C]Tom it's your fault
You [G]created a monster


Bridge:

[F]Now he sits in the [C]darkness as [G]events [F]recur
She sits in the [C]light of the [G]moni[F]tor
And he knows he's [C]lost her by her [G]demean[F]or
Internet grass is always greener

Chorus:

I [Am]know that [F]websites don't kill,
But [C]sometimes they will
[G]Sometimes they will break [Am]hearts
I know that [F]I'm an adult,
But [C]Tom it's your fault
You [G]created a monster