D5 Drunk at the bar at last, last call Bb5 D5 my baby?s home on her night off, D5 So I?m involved in a serious talk Bb5 D5 with a girl I had known growing up. Bb5 D5 So we buy a six; decide to split ? Bb5 D5 she has a downtown apartment. A5 Bb5 She opens the door, falls to the floor, D5 Bb5 G5 A5 says, ?I?m bitter sick of sweet and pure, take me now I?m yours.? D5 Bb5 G5 A5 Notes in his pockets, rumors in the mill, D5 Bb5 G5 A5 phone calls after the bars close ? unlisted numbers. Bb5 D5 If she only knew, then he?d be through Bb5 D5 but who knows which parts are true. A5 Bb5 She hates how it looks, but what can she do? D5 Bb5 G5 A5 The girls all talk behind her back, they say she?s being used. D5 At Sullivan?s drinking with Justin, Bb5 D5 he says he?s seen my ex-girlfriend. D5 She?s back in town ? and what?s worse Bb5 D5 he knows where and when she works. Bb5 D5 So we head over to the Underwood, Bb5 D5 she?s trading shots with regulars: A5 Bb5 She gives me a hug ?til our hips are flush D5 Bb5 G5 A5 says, ?Boy, we?ve hardly kept in touch ? it?s time for catching up.? D5 Bb5 G5 A5 Notes in his pockets, rumors in the mill. D5 Bb5 G5 A5 Phone calls after the bars close ? unlisted numbers. Bb5 D5 Still, he insists on his innocence; Bb5 D5 says those girls are all gossips. A5 Bb5 She?s gotta drop the axe ?catch him in the act D5 Bb5 G5 A5 with his shame around his ankles, chain the guilt around his neck. from Christoph Whitbeck. You're welcome. <3
