SONG: Beauty School Dropout ARTIST: Warren Casey & Jim Jacobs From the musical, Grease Intro: Eb6/9 Eb - Cm7 - Fm7 - Bb - Your story's sad to tell, a teenage ne'er-do-well Gm7 - Cm7 - Fm7 - Bb - Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block Gm7 - C7 - Your future's so unclear now, Fm7 - C#9 - what's left of your career now Eb - Cm7 - Abm6/B Can't even get a trade-in on your smock Abm6/B Ab/Bb Ab/Bb Eb Cm Fm7 Bb Eb Cm Beauty school drop-out, Fm7 Bb no graduation day for you Eb Cm Beauty school drop-out, Ab missed your midterms Bb and flunked shampoo Eb Well at least you could have Cm Fm7 Bb taken time to wash and clean your clothes up Gm Cm Fm7 After spending all that dough to have the doctor Bb fix your nose up Eb Cm Baby get moving, Fm7 Bb why keep your feeble hopes alive Eb Cm What are you proving? Ab Bb You've got the dream, but not the drive Eb Eb+ Ab C#9 If you go for your diploma, you could join the steno pool Eb - Cm - Fm7 - Bb - Eb Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school Cm Bsus4 B6 E C#m Beauty school drop-out, F#m7 B hangin' around the corner store E C#m Beauty school drop-out, A B it's about time you knew the score E C#m Well they couldn't teach you anything, F#m7 B you think you're such a looker Abm C#m But no customer would go to you, F#m B unless she was a hooker E C#m Baby don't sweat it, F#m7 B you're not cut out to hold a job E C#m Better forget it, A B who wants their hair done by a slob E E+ Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled, A D9 But still the world is cruel E - C#m - F#m7 - B - E B Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school E C#m Baby don't blow it, F#m7 B7-9 don't put my good advice to shame E C#m Baby you know it, A B Even Dear Abby'd say the same E E+ A D9 Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly E - C#m - F#m7 - B - E Gotta be goin' to that maltshop in the sky C#m E C#m E C#m Beauty school drop-out, E6/9 go back to high school