Intro - G C G D G C G D G G C G D Meet me in the morning I'll be Happy as a clown G C G D You'll just be getting up And I'll still be getting down G C G D The band is getting tired But they don't give a damn Em D So blow the girls a kiss And give the boys a hand CHORUS: G C G D You can take the Sunshine I can take the Moonshine G C G D You can take the high road I can take the low G C G D The later in the evening The one thing I believe in Em G D G I'm on the Road to Ruin It's the only way to go G C G D G C G D G G C G D A penny in my pocket A bucket in the well G C G D Then Saturday was Sunday And I could hear the bells G C G D Deliver me from Evil Forgiveness and for love Em D You're heading for confession And I'm heading to the pub *CHORUS* Em C Nancy in the corner Now I'm moving in Em C D I thought I'd take me chances But I took one on the chin Em C I finally got her number She wrote it on a cup Em G D G But I phoned her in the morning And I woke her mudder up Em Em C C Em Em C C Em Em G G Em Em C D G C G D She wished that I would go to bed I only wished her well G C G D And then she told me Jesus said that I'd go straight to Hell G C G D She's following His footsteps I'm following my nose Em G D G We're heading for the same place I'll see you down the road *Chorus* x2 (We're on the road to ruin..) Em G D G We're on the road to ruin its the only way to go!