Intro - G5 C5 G5 D5 G5 C5 G5 D5 G5 G5 C5 G5 D5 Meet me in the morning I'll be Happy as a clown G5 C5 G5 D5 You'll just be getting up And I'll still be getting down G5 C5 G5 D5 The band is getting tired But they don't give a damn E5 D5 So blow the girls a kiss And give the boys a hand CHORUS: G5 C5 G5 D5 You can take the Sunshine I can take the Moonshine G5 C5 G5 D5 You can take the high road I can take the low G5 C5 G5 D5 The later in the evening The one thing I believe in E5 G5 D5 G5 I'm on the Road to Ruin It's the only way to go G5 C5 G5 D5 G5 C5 G5 D5 G5 G5 C5 G5 D5 A penny in my pocket A bucket in the well G5 C5 G5 D5 Then Saturday was Sunday And I could hear the bells G5 C5 G5 D5 Deliver me from Evil Forgiveness and for love E5 D5 You're heading for confession And I'm heading to the pub *CHORUS* E5 C5 Nancy in the corner Now I'm moving in E5 C5 D5 I thought I'd take me chances But I took one on the chin E5 C5 I finally got her number She wrote it on a cup E5 G5 D5 G5 But I phoned her in the morning And I woke her mudder up E5 E5 C5 C5 E5 E5 C5 C5 E5 E5 G5 G5 E5 E5 C5 D5 G5 C5 G5 D5 She wished that I would go to bed I only wished her well G5 C5 G5 D5 And then she told me Jesus said that I'd go straight to Hell G5 C5 G5 D5 She's following His footsteps I'm following my nose E5 G5 D5 G5 We're heading for the same place I'll see you down the road *Chorus* x2 (We're on the road to ruin..) E5 G5 D5 G5 We're on the road to ruin its the only way to go!
