Verse I:

A 
Today?s the Macy?s Day Parade
     F#m
The night of the living dead is on it's way
D                 E                 A
  With a credit report for duty call
A
It?s a lifetime guarantee
     F#m
Stuffed in a coffin 10% more free
D                E               A
  Red light special at the mausoleum

Chorus:

D
  Give me something that I need
E
  Satisfaction guaranteed to you
D
  What?s the consolation price
E                            A
  Economy sized dreams of hope

Verse II:

A
When I was a kid I thought
       F#m
I wanted all the things that I hadn?t got
D                 E                 A
  Oh, but I learned the hardest way
                          
Then I realized what it took
    F#m                                       
To tell the difference between thieves and crooks
       D     E                A
When all along it was me and you

Chorus:

D
  Give me Something that I need
E
  Satisfaction guaranteed
         A                   E        F#m
cause I?m thinking about a brand new hope
                    D
The one I?ve never known
             E
Cause now I know
                A
It?s all that I wanted

Chorus:
D
  What?s the consolation price?
E
  Economy sized dreams of hope
D
  Give me something that I need
E
  Satisfaction guaranteed
           A                   E        F#m
Because I?m thinking about a brand new hope
                    D                     E
The one I?ve never known,  and where it goes
       A                    E     F#m
And I'm thinking about the only road
                     D                    E
The one I've never known, and where it goes
           A                    E       F#m
Because I?m thinking about a brand new hope
                    D
The one I?ve never known
           E
Cause now I know
              A
It?s all that I wanted