I.R.S.
 
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                           No...Oh...Oh    Is it true...

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   What they say of yoooou?

G5              A5  
Gonna call the President
Bb5           C5               
Gonna call a Private Eye
G5            A5 
Gonna get the IRS
Bb5            C5 
Gonna need the FBI

Eb5                      D5
There's not anymore that I can do
 G5      A5             Bb5
All the reasons that you gave
C5   
I follow you
    G5               A5                  Bb5             C5
So when you lead them in, that'll be the end of time it's true

G5              A5                   
Wouldnt be the first time I've been wrong
 G5                           A5                        
Wouldnt be the last I'm sure, I've Known
  Bb5                    C5  
with all the rumors I can tell,
Bb5                    C5      
Some things didn't work so well
Eb5                  D5        
Well anyway, it feels the same

G5         C#5         C5 
When you first told me you were gone,
  Bb5                     G5
So long ago but I still held on
                           C#5      C5 
Through all the bullshit that I've had to take
                         Bb5             G5
I've found the truth and here's the worst yet

Wouldn't even matter the things that I say
You've made your mind up and gone anyway
And there's no use now in dragging it on
Should've seen it coming all along

Well it's true....ooh....I had,
Forgotten you

Gonna call the President
Gonna call a Private Eye
Gonna get the IRS
Gonna need the FBI

Gonna make it a federal case
Gonna wave it right down in your face
Read it baby with your morning news
With a sweet hangover
And the headlines too, now

Ah ah Ah ah

Wha you think I'm doing this all for my health?
I should've looked again then at somebody else
Feelin' like I've done way more than wrong
Feelin' like I'm living inside of this song
Feelin' like I'm just too tired to care
Feelin' like I done more than my share
Could've been the way that I carried on
Like a broken record for so long

And I do
Ooh, oh.
I'm Gonna call the President,
I'm gonna call a private Eye
Gonna get the IRS,
Gonna need myself the FBI.

oooh, what shall I do
If I gave my heart to you
It's such a crime you now it's true

Gonna call the president
Gonna call a private eye
Ooh, gonna get the IRS
Gonna need the FBI

Gonna make it a federal case
Gonna wave it right down in your face
read it baby with your morning news
With the sweet hangover and the headlines too

There's not anymore that I can do