Remember kids - It's not nice to calls someone's work crappy when you can't 
even write one yourself...especially a Guttermouth song.

 Lead in...
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------5--5-5-5--5--7--7-7-7-7-9------------------------|
D|-7--7--7-7p5--7--7--7-7p5--------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 Rhythm...
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------5--5-5-5-5---7--7-7-7--7------------------------|
D|-7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7-7-7--5--5-5-5-5---7--7-7-7--7------------------------|
A|-7--7--7-7-7--7--7--7-7-7--3--3-3-3-3---5--5-5-5--5------------------------|
E|-5--5--5-5-5--5--5--5-5-5--------------------------------------------------|

 Chorus "*** No!"
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------10--10-10-------------------------7--7-7-7-7-8-----------------|
D|-7-X--X-X-X-10--10-10--10--10-10--5-----------7--7-7-7-7-8--repeat---------|
A|-7-X--X-X-X--8---8--8--10--10-10--5-X--X-X-X--5--5-5-5-5-6-----------------|
E|-5-X--X-X-X-------------8---8--8--3-X--X-X-X-------------------------------|

 Bridge/Solo/Whatever you call it...
e|------------------|
B|-11--11-11--11--9-|
G|--9---9--9---9--7-| x8
D|------------------|
A|------------------|
E|------------------|

 2nd guitar plays this over final chorus
e|----------------|
B|-11--repeat-----|
G|--9-------------|
D|----------------|
A|----------------|
E|----------------|