[The melody is 'She'll be comin' round the mountain']

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     There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves 
                                           B7
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
         E                     A
With the possible exception of being Garth Crooks
         E              B7                 E
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves.

Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
                                              B7
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
            E                                 A
When you're holding tea and toast and there's no one else about
       E                  B7                  E
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?

When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear
                                                 B7
When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear
            E                                    A
When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear somebody say
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"Careful now, that swan can break your arm".

Oh, before the gods that made the gods were born
                                            B7
Yes before the gods that made the gods were born
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Yes before the gods that made the gods woke up and made the gods
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That's when you got into, that's when you got into
                            B7           E
Yeah, that's when you first got into the Manics