G I wake up in my race-car bed D tame the puff that's on my head Em my feet are cold as they hit the floor C D I don't think I'm home anymore G John shouts, "Hank, I don't mean to scare ya, D but I think we woke up in Nerdfighteria. Em settle down now, clear the area, C D then look out the window." Em C 'cause I don't know what it is that I can see. Em D this place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D. G D C D7 there's no place that I'd rather be G D C F than living here with my nerdy friends G D C D7 making videos happily G D C F on Nerdfighteria Island G dressing up like I did in high school, D taking sexy photographs, Em talking of women who like men C D and giraffes who like giraffes G let's go down to Nerdfighteria City D where the roads are paved with Peeps Em and everyone is so witty C D and there are no perverted creeps Em C 'cause I don't know what it is that I can see. Em D this place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D. G D C D7 there's nothing that I'd rather eat G D C F than foods that perfectly blend G D C D7 god I love smoothies made of meat G D C F on Nerdfighteria Island G there's certain rules you should obey, D like don't ever FTBA, Em and now I come to think of it, C D let's take the worldsuck down a bit. G we don't care one iota D about Winner, South Dakota, Em now we've got our awesome island, C D with awesome seas and awesome awesome. Em C 'cause I don't know what it is that I can see. Em D this place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D. G D C D7 there's no place that I'd rather be G D C F than living here with my nerdy friends G D C D7 making videos happily G D C F on Nerdfighteria Island G D C F on Nerdfighteria Island Featured on: *Hank Green - This Machine Pwns n00bs [November 2009]
