Verse 1:
E (022100@1) A (x02220@1)Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers
E (022100@1) A (x02220@1)And they sure don't look like cowboy boots
E (022100@1) A (x02220@1)And that ain't rock and roll your playin
F# (244322@1) B (x2444x@1)And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
Bridge:
A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)Your singing asong (x02210@1)about making love to your drummer
A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)Well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on
A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)And we don't all get in to donna summers
F# (244322@1) B (x2444x@1)Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs!
Chorus: A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) Cause you see I'm adi... (x02210@1).... nosaur
A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)
I should have died out along.. (x02210@1)time.. before
A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)
Have Pitty on adi.. (x02210@1).... nosaur
F# (244322@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) Hand me my hat excuse me maam, but where's the door!
Verse 2:
E (022100@1) A (x02220@1)Used to be I had alot (x02210@1)of fun in the old hangout
E (022100@1) A (x02220@1)We'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights
E (022100@1) A (x02220@1)Now and then we'd light alittle (x02210@1)smoke in the truck out back!
F# (244322@1) B (x2444x@1)And alittle (x02210@1)old Jim Beam and we'd get right.
Bridge:
A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy
A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)And this disco's very strange to my ears
A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)Look's like they turned the longhorn into aspaceship (x02210@1) F# (244322@1) B (x2444x@1)And I'll be leaving just asoon (x02210@1)as I finish this beer
to chorus:
ending:
F# (244322@1)Give us our hats
B (x2444x@1) Excuse me maam
E (022100@1) Where's the door!
the end
