D             D7             G              D      
      I really do,  appreciate  the fact you're   sittin' here. 
      D                  G                       E7      
      Your voice sounds  so wonderful   but your face don't 
             A7 
      look too clear. 
         G                          D 
      So barmaid bring a pitcher,   another round o' brew, 
           G                A          D        D7 
      Honey why don't we get drunk and screw... 
 
     
          G               A          D       
          Why don't we get drunk and screw? 
          E7                             A7 
          I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you. 
              G                   
          They say you are a snuff queen,  
                 D 
          Honey I don't think that's true. 
               G               A          D 
          So,  why don't we get drunk and screw.   
 
"Take it Coral Reefers, here we go..." 
 

         G               A          D       
          Why don't we get drunk and screw? 
          E7                             A7 
          I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you. \"Chord\" 
              G                   
          They say you are a snuff queen,  
                 D 
          Honey I don't think that's true. 
               G               A          D 
          So,  why don't we get drunk and screw.  
        
              Yeah, now baby I say, "Lord!,"  
 
          Why don't we get drunk and screw.