Band:       Helmet & Thomson
Song:       Bargain of the Season
Album:      Tits, Arse and Muff
Written by: Tim Butler and Simon McSweeney

  D (xx0232@1)
i keep gettin this shit in the post
G (320003@1)	Aeveryone (x02220@1)wants my money,
       Dnow (xx0232@1)im gettin rather pissed off with it all
G (320003@1)	Aits (x02220@1)not that funny



CHORUS:

DBargain (xx0232@1)of the season
     G (320003@1)	Athis (x02220@1)album is for free
DNo (xx0232@1)one wants to buy it anyway
        G (320003@1)			Acos (x02220@1)its sung by (Thomson or Helmet) and me


  D (xx0232@1)
i really need to get out of this place
	G (320003@1)	Adon't (x02220@1)know my destination
   Dim (xx0232@1)fed up with living up here
	 G (320003@1)	Aand (x02220@1)this boring conversation


CHORUS
  Di (xx0232@1)wish i were a man who'd liven things up
    G (320003@1)		Ai'd (x02220@1)start a mass debate
   Dno (xx0232@1)charge for entertaining them all
        G (320003@1)	Aclosing (x02220@1)time at half past eight


CHORUS

DBargain (xx0232@1)of the season
     G (320003@1)	Athis (x02220@1)album is for free
DNo (xx0232@1)one wants to buy it anyway
	G (320003@1)	A (x02220@1)D (xx0232@1)(stike and let ring)
cos its sung by you and me