Intro:

D5 - D5 - G/6b - G/6b

Verse:

D5
I have an ex-girlfriend who says,
D5
I'm the reason she's a whore,
G/6b
As if my lack of attention found a way,
G/6b
To make her dress hit his floor.

D5
A former friend that claims,
D5
I'm the reason for his short comings,
G/6b
As if his drug ridden mind,
G/6b
Is not why he's failing.

Chorus:

G/6b

D5                   D5
Something tells me that you are not impressed,
G/6b                              G/6b
With my star wars tshirt, or black rimmed glasses,
D5                       D5
The ability to quote, poetry on a whim ,
G/6b
Especially Bukowski, Darling are you turned on yet?

Bridge:

D5 - D5 - G/6b - G/6b


Verse:

D5
I have a mom and dad that say,
D5
I need to learn to call more often,
G/6b
As if there's still hope I'll find,
G/6b
Hope in a normal life.

D5
My dad just smiles and says,
D5
I need to learn to be more social,
G/6b
They try and try, I swear they try,
G/6b
I'm still a FUCKING letdown.

Chorus:

D5                   D5
Something tells me that you are not impressed,
G/6b                              G/6b
With my star wars tshirt, or black rimmed glasses,
D5                       D5
The ability to quote, poetry on a whim ,
G/6b                                                 D5            D5           G/6b
Especially Bukowski, Darling are you turned on yet?


Outro:

G/6b                D5       D5             G/6b
Are you turned on yet?

G/6b                D5       D5             G/6b
Are you turned on yet?