Verse 1: G B F C She pops into the bathroom Just after a shower and She plays with my makeup and creams Keeps trying to look like me And goes through the motions Posing this way and that, Holding it in, If it makes you feel better, then knock yourself out Chorus: G B Say hi there to my bad body double F C This is my bad body double trouble G B Oh no, my bad body double, mmmhm F C I've got bad body double trouble, oh. She's trouble She's trouble She's trouble, alright. Yeah, yeah Verse 2: G B F C Sometimes I manage to lose her Shake her at a bar, in the gym for five minutes It feels so good to be back to my own self again Can get quite confusing. We look very similar except she's got some grays and a little extra weight on the sides And dimply thighs, I hear that stuff's a bitch to get rid off (No, no, no, no) We're having quite an intimate, personal moment (not now) Could you maybe come at a slightly less awful time? (not now) She can see I've got someone quite nice here with me Can't we just be left alone... I guess that's a no then Seeing as you're still here | ---3-3-3-----------------1----- | | ---3-3-3-----------------1----- | | ---4-4-4-----------------2----- | | ---5-5-5-----------------3----- | | ---5-5-5---3-2-----------3----- | | ---3-3-3-------5-3---1-1-1----- | Seeing as you're still here Here | ---3-3-3-----------------1----- | | ---3-3-3-----------------1----- | | ---4-4-4-----------------2----- | | ---5-5-5-----------------3----- | | ---5-5-5---3-2-----------3----- | | ---3-3-3-------5-3---1-1-1----- | Chorus: G B F C It's not me, no it's my bad body double I got bad body double trouble Oh no, my bad body double, mmmhm I've got bad body double trouble, agh. Bad body double, mmhm. I've got bad body double trouble Oh dear, my bad body double. I got bad body double trouble. She's trouble She's trouble She's trouble, alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah She's trouble She's trouble She's trouble, alright. Yeah, yeah, right there. Can't shake her, Can't shake her, Can't shake her, Can't shake her Everywhere I go, Everywhere I go, goooo Can't shake her, Can't shake her, Can't shake her, Can't shake her Everywhere I go, Everywhere I go, goooo Say hi there, to my bad body double My bad, bad, bad body double. She's trouble I can't shake her And I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her. She's everywhere I go, I'm going to get rid of you once and for all... -Fade Out-