Intro: B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Bb5 A5 Verse: G D With my pen and paper Em Bm I am sitting at my tabletop C And once again D G D I think of riding Daphne. G D Cherry lips and curvy hips Em Bm And bucking like a quarter-horse C D G I sit here and I think of riding Daphne. Chorus: Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. Post Chorus: B5 I'll settle in A5 Now strap me in Ab5 G5 You'll mount me with your bristley thighs Bb5 You'll chafe me A5 I'm riding Daphne. Verse: G D On her knees she gave a blow Em Bm Like standing on fresh fallen snow C D G D Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne G D In her white coat and stethoscope Em Bm She came so hard she couldn't cope C D She done it in front of her bloke G Our Daphne. Chorus: Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. Post Chorus: B5 I'll settle in A5 Now strap me in Ab5 G5 You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape Bb5 You'll gaff me A5 I'm riding Daphne. Bridge: C Playing doctor with my doctor mate G I think we could rocked her mate D Thanks for waiting patiently Em And taking slobby dregs, mate C Hope there's no hard feelings D 'Bout my manhood on your leg. Solo: (rhythm guitar plays the same thing as in verse) Verse: G D She took the Hippocratic oath Em Bm She took my manhood in her throat C D She knows the Heimlich she won't choke G D Not Daphne. G D She dropped her drawers and sat on me Em Bm While watching Grey's Anatomy C D And checked my prostate glad for free G Did Daphne. Chorus: Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. Post Chorus: B5 I'll settle in A5 Now strap me in Ab5 G5 You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape Bb5 You'll gaff me A5 I'm riding Daphne. Chorus: Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne. Bm C G Ooooh riding Daphne.
