Verses - E - G - A - B 
Biss - G - A

He plays all the chords as power chords.

x=don't play this note

Main Riff(Play this during verses)

e-x--x---x--x--x--x--x---x
b-x--x---x--x--x--2--2---x
g-1--1---x--x--x--2--2---x
d-2--2---0--0--x--2--2---4
a-2--2---2--2--x--0--0---2
e-0--0---3--3--x--x--x---x


E  G               A     B
   She's got stickers on her locker 
   And the boy's number's there in magic marker 
   I'm hungry and the hunger will linger 
          G                               A
   I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers 

   Well every morning I deliver the news 
   Black hat white shoes and I'm red allover 
   She's got a big mailbox, that she puts up front 
   Garbage in garbage out, she's getting what she wants 

  Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who? 
  If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do 
  But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else 
  Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you 
 
  Spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat 
Jumpin' and waving, I'm talking and laughing as we float 
I hear a whistle, that's how I know she's home 
Lipstick, eyelash, broke mirror, broken home 

Force fed, force mixed 'till I drop dead 
You can't defeat her, when you meet her you'll be what I said 
And Lord knows there's a method to her madness 
Bustin' those jokes as I float in a sea of sadness 

She doesn't know but when she's gonna sit and drink up a few 
I'm sure she's drinkin two, but wondering what for and who 
And I'm solo rollin'. I'm one side off the boat. 
Looking out, throwing up, a lifesaver down my throat 

Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who? (x3)