Transpose -5 steps with buttons on the left for original key, (or leave like this 
to sing with baritones!). Ask if you want chord fingering help.

Intro:  ( D Bm ) x4
D                                  Bm        D                               Bm
 I can't keep up with what's been going down, I think my heart must just be slowing down
G         D/F#       Em          D               C       Bm             A
Among the human beings in their designer jeans, am I the only one who hears the screams?
          Bm              A/C#          D Bm
And the strangled cries of, lawyers in love

D                            Bm                 A
 God sends his spaceships to America the beautiful
D                              Bm                   A
 They land at six o'clock and there we are the dutiful
G           D/F#     Em           D           C           Bm                    A
Eating from TV trays, tuned into Happy Days, waiting for World War Three while Jesus slaves
        Bm             A/C#         D   Bm
To the mating calls of, lawyers in love
D              Bm  D            Bm    D  Bm D     Bm Eb E Gb G A
Ooh sha laa ooh,  ooh sha laa ooh,  ahh    (whistle) (solo)

D                                  Bm                 A
 Last night I watch the news from Washington the Capital
D                                   Bm                          A
 The Russian escaped while we were watching them like Russians do
G             D/F         Em            D           C               Bm               A
Now we ve got all this room we ve even got the moon, and I hear the U.S.S.R will be open soon 
    Bm               A/C#          D   Bm D               Bm
As vacation lands for, lawyers in love     lawyers in love

D              Bm  D               Bm   D  Bm  D    Bm  D Bm D Bm D  Bm  D     Bm
Ooh sha laa ooh,    ooh sha laa ooh,   ahh    (whistle)           ahhh  (whistle)