Intro
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Little Japanese Baby, what have you done to me?

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My life will be so complicated now you have come to be.


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My wife went not so long ago on a business trip to Tokyo

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And came back with a nervous looking smile

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By the time she said we'd have a kid, I completely forgot about what she did

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And thought I was your daddy for a while


Little Japanese Baby
You look nothing like me
My friends are going to point and laugh
Now you have come to be

You probably should be really glad
That you never met your real dad
'Cos I bet he was an evil nasty man
Now don't be too demanding please
'Cos I'm afraid I don't speak Japanese
But I'll bring you up as English as I can.

Little Japanese Baby
Little Japanese Baby
Little Japanese Baby