C5
e-0
B-3
G-0
D-4
A-5
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C5 C5 (x4)
C5  E5  C5 (x2)

  


     G5                               D5
Home alone the other night I got to drinkin? and a thinkin?
        A5                   C5
Bout the women of this old world
            G5
Well I?ve known quite a few but between me and you
        A5                      C5
I ain?t never met the perfect girl
            G5                    D5
They either ain?t that fun, or way too young
         A5                   C5
or they ain?t gotta like of sense
         G5                        D5
I don?t know if she exists but I?m making up a list
            A5              C5
that I?m checkin em all against

                                 D5
Well she?s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven
          G5     G/f#      E5           C5
She was born in 86 or maybe 87 she got,
                    G5             D5
full intentions of getting her Ph.D
                C5            D5
She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty
            G5     G/f#         E5
She?s a certified bonafide cold blooded cutie
 A5                                           D5
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
                          G5
won?t you tell her bout me
C5               G5
won?t you tell her bout me

I don?t mean to sound picky but relationships are tricky
and I?m lookin for a perfect fit
I wanna smoking hot honey with a whole lotta money
whose favorite thing is sharing it
Well you cant? really miss her
hell she may be your sister but whoever she might be
You?d be a real life saver if you'd do me one favor
and put in a good word for me

She?s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven, she measures 36-24-37
She got full intentions of financially supporting me
She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty
And she don?t get mad when I watch dirty movies
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
won?t you tell her bout me

A5                                C5
You can tell her that I?m all alone
           G5                       C5          D5
and to call me if she would
 A5                  C5              G5                   C5          D5
You can tell anything, as long as it?s all good

But she?s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven
let?s me do what I want to 24/7
She got, full intentions of letting me be me
And you know she got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty
And she thinks cleanin house is a women?s duty
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
Won?t you tell her bout me