I was tired of there being no Jeff Rosenstock tabs up so I did my favorite. Lyrics 
are from the Quote Unquote page. http://www.quoteunquoterecords.com/qur061.htm 
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The Trash The Trash The Trash

G
Worried about the rodents 
    Bm
and maggots in the trash
   Em
So I won't empty the trash.
   C
So I won't empty the trash.

G
Worried about the moldy dishes
    Bm
And spiders in the drain
    Em
And I won't eat no dinner today
   B7
So I won't do no dishes today
    C
And I won't write no letters today.

Break: G Bm Em C

Lead part: B-5-3-----
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Freaked out by the roaches
And I don't like to spray them 
'Cause I don't like to spray them
I just stay out of the kitchen.

Em
It's not bad.
                  F#         G
It's not like somebody died.
                        B7
In five years, it'll be out of your mind
    C       C/B     Am           D
But I can't seem to feel alive today.

       G               
You're standing 
       B           C
on the side of the road.
Em
I'm circlin' the block.
B
Killin' time.

G
I feel like I'm 
B        C
lost and alone.
Em               
Circlin' the block 
B
kills time.
C
I won't empty the trash, the trash, the trash.

It's not bad.
It's not like somebody died.
We're all sad but we're probably fine
Even if we just don't feel alright today.

You're standing on the side of the road.
I'm circlin' the block.
Killin' time.

You're waiting and I turned off my phone.
Circlin' the block kills time.
I won't empty the trash, the trash, the trash.

Outro: G C
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