INTRO: A - A D A A - A D A VERSES A F#7 Well me and Homer Jones and Big John Talley A F#7 Had a big crap game goin' back in the alley B7 E7 A E7 ...And I kept rollin' them sevens, 'an winnin' all them pots A F#7 My luck was so good I could do no wrong A F#7 I jest kept on rollin' and con-trollin' them bones B7 And finally they jest threw up their hands and said E7 A E7 .."When you hot, .you hot".I said "Yeah?" A F#7 When you're hot, you're hot B7 E7 A ..when you're not, you're not A F#7 Put all the money in and let's roll 'em again B7 E7 A E7 When you're hot, you're hot A F#7 B7 E7 A La la la la- la la la.....La la la -la -la A F#7 B7 E7 A E7 La la la la- la la la,....when you're hot, you're hot VERSES A F#7 Well,.. now every time I rolled them dice I'd win A F#7 And I was just gettin' ready to roll 'em again B7 When I heard somethin' behind me E7 A E7 ..I turned around and there was a big old cop A F#7 He said "Hello, boys" and then he gave us a grin 'n' said A F#7 "Look like I'm gonna hafta haul you all in B7 E7 And keep all that money for evidence" A E7 I said ,"Well, son...when you hot,...you hot" A F#7 When you're hot, you're hot B7 E7 A And when you're not, you're not A F#7 You can 'splain it all down at City Hall B7 E7 A E7 When you're hot, you're hot A F#7 B7 E7 A La la la la- la la la...La la la la - la A F#7 B7 E7 A E7 La la la la- la la la,..when you're hot, you're hot VERSES A F#7 Well,when he took us inta court I couldn't believe my eyes A F#7 The judge was a fishin' buddy that I recognized B7 E7 I said "Hey, judge, old buddy, old pal" A E7 "I'll pay ya that hundred I owe ya if you'll get me outta this spot" A F#7 So he gave my friends a little fine to pay A F#7 He turned around and grinned at me and said B7 E7 A E7 ."Ninety days, Jerry, when you hot,.you hot" 'N' I said "Thanks a lot" A F#7 When you're hot, you're hot B7 E7 A And when you're not, you're not A F#7 He let my friends go free and throwed the book at me B7 E7 A E7 He said "Well, when you're hot, you're hot" OUTTRO VERSE (Talking and Laughhing) A F#7 I said"Well I'll tell ya one thing judge, old buddy,old pal B7 E7 A If you wasn't wearin' that black robe A F#7 I'd take out in back of this courthouse B7 E7 A And I'd try a little bit of your honor on A F#7 You under-stand that, you hillbilly? B7 E7 A Who gonna collect my welfare?" A F#7 ..Pay for for my Cadillac? B7 E7 A Whadda you mean 'contempt of court'?" A F#7 B - E - A ( fade) "Judge"