G5 D5 E5 G5 Look at all my trials and tribulations C5 G5 A5 D5 Sinking in a gentle pool of wine G5 B5 E5 G5 Don't disturb me now I can see the answers C5 D5 G5 Till this evening, in this morning life is fine. G5 D5 E5 G5 Always hoped that I'd be an apostle C5 G5 A5 D5 Knew that I would make it if I tried G5 B5 E5 G5 Then when we retire we can write the gospels C5 D5 G5 So they'll still talk about us when we've died