Bb9
If you offer me pheasant, I'd rather have grouse
Bb9
E - E7 - E - E7 -
If you put me in a house, I would much prefer a flat
D - D7 - D - D7 -
If you put me in a flat, then I'd rather have a house
E - E7 E7 -
If you set me on a mouse, then I only want a rat
Dm7/G Dm7/G
If you set me on a rat, then I'd rather chase a mouse
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
Bb9
And there isn't any call for me to shout it
D A/E -
For he will do as he do do
F#m - A/E
And there's no doing anything about it
The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore
Bb9
When you let me in, then I want to go out
E - E7 - E - E7 -
I'm always on the wrong side of every door
D - D7 - D - D7 -
And as soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about
E - E7 E7 -
I like to lie in the bureau drawer
Dm7/G Dm7/G
But I make such a fuss if I can't get out
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
Bb9
And it isn't any use for you to doubt it
D A/E -
For he will do as he do do
F#m - A/E
And there's no doing anything about it
Am - D7 - Em
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast
Bb9
My disobliging ways are a matter of habit
E - E7 - E - E7 -
If you offer me fish, then I always want a feast
D - D7 - D - D7 -
When there isn't any fish, then I won't eat rabbit
E - E7 - E - E7 -
If you offer me cream , then I sniff and sneer
D7
For I only like what I find for myself
E7 -
So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears
Dm7/G - Dm7/G
If you put it away on the larder shelf
The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing
The Rum Tum Tugger
A7
Doesn't care for a cuddle
E7
But I'll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing
Dm7/G Dm7/G
For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
Bb9
And there isn't any need for me to spout it
D A/E --
For he will do as he do do
F#m7 - A/E
And there's no doing anything
D7
abow, awow, about it!
A
