ASSHOLE SONG

Intro: Spoken
DWell (xx0232@1)I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
GWhen (320003@1)somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
AI (x02220@1)decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
DSo (xx0232@1)I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

DWere (xx0232@1)you born an asshole?
GOr (320003@1)did you work at it your whole life?
AEither (x02220@1)way it worked out fine
G (320003@1)                      D'Cause (xx0232@1)you're an asshole tonight.

DYes (xx0232@1)you're an A S S H O L E...
GAnd (320003@1)don't you try to blame it on me.
AYou (x02220@1)deserve all the credit.
G (320003@1)                DYou're (xx0232@1)an asshole tonight.


DYou (xx0232@1)were an asshole yesterday.
GYou're (320003@1)an asshole tonight.
AAnd (x02220@1)I've got a feelin'
G (320003@1)                                   DYou'll (xx0232@1)be an asshole the rest of your life.



DAnd (xx0232@1)I was talkin' to your mother
Gjust (320003@1)the other night.
AI (x02220@1)told her I thought you were an asshole.
G (320003@1)                            DShe (xx0232@1)said, "Yes. I think you're right."

DAnd (xx0232@1)all your friends are assholes
G'Cause (320003@1)you've known them your whole life.
AAnd (x02220@1)somebody told me
G (320003@1)                         DYou've (xx0232@1)got an asshole for a wife.

DWere (xx0232@1)you born an asshole?
GOr (320003@1)did you work at it your whole life?
AEither (x02220@1)way it worked out fine
G (320003@1)      A7 (x02020@1)    D'Cause (xx0232@1)you're an aaaass... hole tonight.