CAPO2
Chords used:

Em (022000@1)G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) A (x02220@1) De|---0---3---0---0---3---| (xx0232@1)B|---0---3---1---2---2---|
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Lyrics:
[spoken played in Em]
Ooh, Alexandra Wallace
Damn girl, you so feisty
You so feisty they should call you
Alexandra the Great Wallace
Now don't pretend I didn't see you watch me
Talk on my phone yesterday, all sexy
Ching chong wing wong
Baby it's all just code
It's the way I tell the ladies it's time to get funky

[sung]
EmI (022000@1)hope one day you can meet my
G (320003@1)   
Mother, my brothers, sisters, grandmothers,
Cgrandpas, (x32010@1)and cousins
AmOoh (x02210@1)oh
Em'Cause (022000@1)what they're really doing on those Friday nights
GIs (320003@1)showing me how to cook and dress,
Am'Cause (x02210@1)baby I wanna take you out
    CAnd (x32010@1)blow your freakin' mind

D (xx0232@1)                Am (x02210@1)                                C (x32010@1)  AmAnd (x02210@1)underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby blue eyes
D (xx0232@1)                              AmI (x02210@1)know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big brain to
C (x32010@1)                      AmSpend (x02210@1)all night studying polisci
AmI (x02210@1)pick up my phone and say

GChing (320003@1)chong, it means I love you
DLing (xx0232@1)long, I really want you
Am (x02210@1)                                       CTing (x32010@1)tong, I don't actually know what that means
GChing (320003@1)chong, it's never ending
DLing (xx0232@1)long, my head is spinning
Am (x02210@1)                                  CTing (x32010@1)tong, still don't know what that means

[Spoken]
EmOoh (022000@1)Alex, I just wanna take my phone out and talk dirty to you all day long
But I know you're busy cramming all those big hard theories and arguments.

[Sung]
Em (022000@1)                   
You ain't that polite, 
G (320003@1)                                         Cnice (x32010@1)American girl your momma raised you to be
Am (x02210@1)                   EmSo (022000@1)when you reach that epiphany--
                       G--Wait, (320003@1)are you freakin' kiddin' me?
                        AmIf (x02210@1)you have an epiphany every single time you study that means you're 
                         Cprobably (x32010@1)doin' something wrong--
                          DBut (xx0232@1)I like it when you're wrong

D (xx0232@1)                Am (x02210@1)                                C (x32010@1)  AmAnd (x02210@1)underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby blue eyes, ohh oh
D (xx0232@1)                              AmI (x02210@1)know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big brain to
C (x32010@1)                       AmSpend (x02210@1)all night studying polisci
AmI (x02210@1)pick up my phone and say

GChing (320003@1)chong, it means I love you
DLing (xx0232@1)long, I really want you
Am (x02210@1)                                       CTing (x32010@1)tong, I really don't know what that means
GChing (320003@1)chong, it's never ending
DLing (xx0232@1)long, my head is spinning
Am (x02210@1)                                  CTing (x32010@1)tong, still don't know what that means

[Spoken, chorus continues in background]
It's alright, Alexandra, I know you know nothin' bout tsunamis
I just wanna make sure you know it's not a type of sushi
And I came here to say that I'm actually Chinese, and that's a whole 'nother country
And it's bigger...yeah, way bigger.
But when it comes to love, Alex, there are no boundaries

GOutro (320003@1)