Capo 1st Fret 
 
Intro: E 

         E
Well the door's open at 7 

And the crowd is filing through 

Somebody dropped my guitar 

And I can't find my left boot 
          A
There's a genius runnin' monitors 
    E              A
And he ain't got a clue 
           G     A   G  E
Well, what would Waylon do 
        E
There's blue cheese in the green room 

What are we supposed to eat 

And the openin' act's a Polka band 

And they can't keep a beat 
    A
The promoter wants a second show 
         E              A
And he's copped an attitude 
           G     A   G  E
Well, what would Waylon do 
              E
  Kick in the door - shoot out the lights 
             A
  Scare the fool out of the soundman 
                               E
  With a "hoss, let's get this right" 
                 E                       A
  Bring down the house, with the Waymore Blues 
           G     A   G  E
  Oh, what would Waylon do 
        A
Now the sheriff's got the drug dogs 

Tearin' up our bus 
      E
We're just hillbilly singers 

I think he's profilin' us 
A
Now he wants an autograph 

And a free t-shirt or two 
      E                 B
Well, what would Waylon do 
              E
  Kick in the door - shoot out the lights 
            A
  Scare the dog out of the soundman 
                               E
  With a "hoss, let's get this right" 
                 E                       A
  Bring down the house, with the Waymore Blues 
           G     A   G  E
  Oh, what would Waylon do 
        E
Now the drummer's just informed us 

That we ain't gettin' paid 

They'll send a check out Monday 

No..the hell you say! 
          A
Who would that old outlaw strangle 

If he were in our shoes 
     G     A   G  E
What would Waylon do 
              E
  Kick in the door - shoot out the lights 
            A
  Scare the pants off of the soundman 
                               E
  With a "hoss, let's get this right" 
                 E                       A
  Bring down the house, with the Waymore Blues 
           G     A   G  E
  Oh, what would Waylon do 
                 E                       A
  Bring down the house, with the Waymore Blues 
           G     A   G  E
  Oh, what would Waylon do 
             G     A  G    E
  Yeah, what would Waymore do