Capo 1st Fret Intro: E5 E5 Well the door's open at 7 And the crowd is filing through Somebody dropped my guitar And I can't find my left boot A5 There's a genius runnin' monitors E5 A5 And he ain't got a clue G5 A5 G5 E5 Well, what would Waylon do E5 There's blue cheese in the green room What are we supposed to eat And the openin' act's a Polka band And they can't keep a beat A5 The promoter wants a second show E5 A5 And he's copped an attitude G5 A5 G5 E5 Well, what would Waylon do E5 Kick in the door - shoot out the lights A5 Scare the fool out of the soundman E5 With a "hoss, let's get this right" E5 A5 Bring down the house, with the Waymore Blues G5 A5 G5 E5 Oh, what would Waylon do A5 Now the sheriff's got the drug dogs Tearin' up our bus E5 We're just hillbilly singers I think he's profilin' us A5 Now he wants an autograph And a free t-shirt or two E5 B5 Well, what would Waylon do E5 Kick in the door - shoot out the lights A5 Scare the dog out of the soundman E5 With a "hoss, let's get this right" E5 A5 Bring down the house, with the Waymore Blues G5 A5 G5 E5 Oh, what would Waylon do E5 Now the drummer's just informed us That we ain't gettin' paid They'll send a check out Monday No..the hell you say! A5 Who would that old outlaw strangle If he were in our shoes G5 A5 G5 E5 What would Waylon do E5 Kick in the door - shoot out the lights A5 Scare the pants off of the soundman E5 With a "hoss, let's get this right" E5 A5 Bring down the house, with the Waymore Blues G5 A5 G5 E5 Oh, what would Waylon do E5 A5 Bring down the house, with the Waymore Blues G5 A5 G5 E5 Oh, what would Waylon do G5 A5 G5 E5 Yeah, what would Waymore do
