1991 tune from album of the same name.  Times shown are elapsed time from the 
start; tabbed by Marty Lurvey.

Intro: ( synthesizer ) 0:28  C / / /  G / / /  F / / /  / / / /  0:39


Verse 1
C                    G
I'm just an ordinary average guy. 
   F
My friends are all boring, and so am I,    0:49
           C                F       C-C-F-F ]    C-C-F-F ]
We're just ordinary average guys. 
   C                 G
We all live ordinary average lives,
     F
With average kids, and average wives.  1:16


Verse 2
C                        G          
We all go bowling at the bowling lanes, 
F
Drink a few beers, bowl a few frames. 
           C                F     C-C-F-F ]
We're just ordinary average guys, 
                 C-C-F-F ]
Ordinary average guys.   1:41

Instrumental   C / / /  G / / /  F / / /  / / / /  1:53 


Verse 3
C                     G
And every Saturday we work in the yard, 
F
Pick up the dog do, hope that it's hard. (ruff ruff) 
C                               G 
Take out the garbage, and clean out the garage, 
   F
My friend's got a Chrysler, I've got a Dodge. 
           C                F       C-C-F-F ]
We're just ordinary average guys, 
             C-C-F_F ]
Ordinary average guys.  2:32 


Instrumental    ( bowling sound effects first, then synthesizer )   2:48 


Outro  
C / / /  G / / /  F / / /  / / / /  
( no lyrics )

C                G
Ordinary average guy, 
F
Ordinary average guy, 
C                G
Ordinary average guy, 
F
Ordinary average, average guys.   3:20

C                G
Ordinary average guy, 
F
Ordinary average guy, 
C                G
Ordinary average guy, 
F
Ordinary average, average, average...   3:44

( fadeout  )
   C                G
...guys.
   Ordinary average guy, 
F
Ordinary average guy, 
C                G
Ordinary average guy, 
F
Ordinary average...    4:05