Tom: C5 C5 F5 When I was a little bitty boy, C5 G5 Just up off the floor C5 F5 We used to go down to Grandma's house, C5 G5 C5 Every month end or so C5 F5 We had chicken pie and country ham , C5 G5 And home made butter on the bread C5 F5 But the best darn thing about Grandma's house C5 G5 C5 Was her great big feather bed Chorus: C5 It was nine feet tall and six feet wide, F5 C5 Soft as a downy chick It was made from the feathers of forty-leven geese, D5 G5 Took a whole bolt of cloth for the tick C5 It'd hold eight kids and four hound dogs F5 C5 And a piggy we stole from the shed C5 F5 We didn't get much sleep, but we had a lotta fun G5 C5 On Grandma's feather bed C5 F5 After supper we'd sit around the fire C5 G5 The old folks'd spit and chew C5 F5 Pa would talk about the farm and war C5 G5 C5 And Granny'd sing a ballad or two C5 F5 I'd sit and listen and watch the fire C5 G5 Till the cobwebs filled my head C5 F5 Next thing I'd know, I'd wake up in the mornin' C5 G5 C5 In the middle of the old feather bed **Chorus C5 F5 Well, I love my Ma, I love my Pa C5 G5 I love Granny and Grandpa too C5 F5 I been fishin' with my uncle, I rassled with my cousin C5 G5 C5 And I even kissed Aunt Lou - ooh! C5 F5 But if I ever had to make a choice C5 G5 I guess it oughta be said C5 F5 That I'd trade 'em all plus the gal down the road C5 G5 C5 For Grandma's feather bed **Chorus