SONG:DEAR ABBY 
ARTIST:John Prine  CAPO ON 2ND

I SUBMITTED A TAB FOR THIS A WHILE BACK BUT IT DIDN'T SOUND QUITE RIGHT.
I WATCHED A VIDEO OF JP PLAYING THIS SONG AND THIS IS DEFINITELY CORRECT

G (320003@1)                       C (x32010@1)          G (320003@1)         
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long
   G (320003@1)                         D (xx0232@1)  
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
    G (320003@1)                                 C (x32010@1)          GMy (320003@1)friends they all tell me, that i've no friends at all
 G (320003@1)                                   D (xx0232@1)        GWon't (320003@1)you write me a letter, won't you give me a call
 C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)    GSiIIIgned (320003@1)Bewildered

CHORUS:
G (320003@1)                        C (x32010@1)          GBewildered, (320003@1)Bewildered you have no complaint
 G (320003@1)                          DYou (xx0232@1)are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
 G (320003@1)                 C (x32010@1)       GSo (320003@1)listen up buster listen up good
 G (320003@1)                           D (xx0232@1)        GStop (320003@1)wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood
 C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)       GSIIIIGNED (320003@1)Dear Abby



G (320003@1)                      C (x32010@1)          GDear (320003@1)Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks
  G (320003@1)                        DMy (xx0232@1)wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
 G (320003@1)                           C (x32010@1)          GEvery (320003@1)side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
 G (320003@1)                           D (xx0232@1)         GIf (320003@1)it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
 C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)  GSiIIIgned (320003@1)Unhappy

CHORUS: (REPEAT BUT START WITH: UNHAPPY,UNHAPPY)

G (320003@1)                      C (x32010@1)            GDear (320003@1)Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this
  G (320003@1)                         DBut (xx0232@1)my stomache makes noises whenever I kiss
 G (320003@1)                        C (x32010@1)       GMy (320003@1)girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
  G (320003@1)                        D (xx0232@1)       GBut (320003@1)my stomache tells me to write you instead
 C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)  GSiIIIgned (320003@1)Noisemaker.

CHORUS: (REPEAT START WITH :noisemaker)

G (320003@1)                         C (x32010@1)    GDear (320003@1)Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought
 G (320003@1)                             DThat (xx0232@1)me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
  G (320003@1)                                  C (x32010@1)          GWe (320003@1)were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze
    G (320003@1)                              D (xx0232@1)          GWith (320003@1)her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
 C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)    GSiIIIIgned (320003@1)Just Married

CHORUS: (just Married)

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