Intro C5 F5 G5 C5 HIS VERSE C5 She don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny F5 She looks down her nose at money C5 She gets it on like the Easter Bunny G5 She's my baby, I'm her honey C5 G5 C5 I'm never gonna let her go HER VERSE C5 He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies F5 He ain't too sharp but he gets things done C5 Drinks his beer like it's oxygen G5 He's my baby, And I'm his honey C5 G5 C5 Never gonna let him go COMBO Chorus F5 In spite of ourselves C5 We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow G5 Against all odds C5 G5 C5 Honey, we're the big door prize F5 We're gonna spite our noses C5 Right off of our faces G5 There won't be nothin' but big old hearts C5 G5 C5 Dancin' in our eyes. HIS VERSE C5 She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny F5 She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs C5 Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs G5 She takes a lickin' but she keeps on tickin' C5 G5 C5 I'm never gonna let her go. HER VERSE C5 He's got more balls than a big brass monkey He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie F5 He's sly as a fox and crazy as a loon C5 When payday comes, he's howlin' at the moon G5 But he's my baby. I don't mean maybe C5 G5 C5 Never gonna let him go F5 In spite of ourselves C5 We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow G5 Against all odds C5 G5 C5 Honey, we're the big door prize F5 We're gonna spite our noses C5 Right off of our faces G5 There won't be nothin' but big old hearts C5 G5 F5 C5 Dancin' in our eyes. Repeat Chorus G5 There won't be nothin' but big old hearts C5 G5 F5 C5 Dancin' in our eyes.
