"Skeeter on my peter" Artist: John Valby Chords: Maniac1075 Parody of: "She'll be coming 'round the mountain" (chorus) E F# A F# There's a skeeter on my peter E F# A whack it off A B C# E C# There's a skeeter on my peter B A B whack it off E D C# B There's a dozen on my cousin A F# E E C# I can hear the bastard buzzin' E F# A C# B There's a skeeter on my peter E F# A whack it off [Same chords] I was playing with my one-eyed trouser worm When I shot a wad it blew up in the air I should have aimed it better it hit my Irish Setter while my mom was combing out his hair (chorus) She was drivin' down the road doing a-hundred and ninety nine and the chain on her motorcycle broke Well they found her in the grass with the muffler up her ass and her titties playing "Dixie" on the spokes (chorus) F# G A Whack it off