The main chord progression is G D Em C D. Once you find the strumming pattern, you're set. 

Intro: G D Em C D x2



G                D          Em    C D
   Well, you know how it is

G                 D                Em                C D
   There's always too much beer to fit into the fridge

G            D             Em             C D
   But you never seem to have enough to eat

G              D                  Em                C D
   And the food stamps, they get cut in the next week

G                        D             Em                       
   Well, you know that I hate a lot of things

C  (palm mute this line)             
   But I also hate a lot of other things! Oh, yeah! 


G D Em C D x2


G             D                Em          C D
   Well, I've been feeling cold since September

G             D                Em
   Ain't that just the winter, 

               C  D
   Ain't that just the weather.

G              D             Em              C D
   I'm picking out the habits to keep me warm

G                 D              Em                  C D
   Cause you call this a season, I call it a snow storm

G                        D               Em
   And I know that everyone's waiting on drugs, 

C            
   But I'm just

(palm mute this line)
   Waiting on you waiting on drugs! Oh, yeah! 

G D Em C D x2


G              D
I put cream into his coffee

Em               D     C      G
And he looks at me, so seriously

           D                Em             D          C    G    
He says if anyone should ask, he takes his coffee black

G                  D
If anyone should ask

Em                  D    C        G
If anyone should ask, he takes it black

G      D           Em     C D
   If anyone should ask


G                         D             Em
   So I think about how I hate a lot of things

C (palm mute this line)
   But I also hate a lot of other things! Oh, yeah!


Play G D Em C D until the end.